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He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard. "Are you Mohammed?" he asks. "No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up." And he points to a ladder that rises into the c... read more
5 mar 2010 · Prophet Muhammad (pbuh)’s Jokes and Plays with Children. The children the Prophet (pbuh) joked most with were obviously his grandchildren, Hasan and Hussein. He would hold their hands, place them on his feet and then lift them to his bosom, hug and kiss them. Sometimes he would even carry them on his shoulders.
Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up? He wanted to double his prophets.
Humour in Islam refers to the act of doing things that are considered humorous under the guidelines set by the Quran and the Islamic prophet Muhammad. [1]
4 mar 2023 · The Prophet said: “O you mankind, who would want to buy this slave?” Zahir went on: “O Messenger of God, I am of no value in their eyes.” The Prophet smiled and said, “But in the eyes of God, you Zahir are of a great value.” Notes: Every Muslim is a slave of God. That’s why the Prophet called Zahir a slave.
23 paź 2020 · “It is not lawful for a Muslim to frighten another Muslim.” [Abu Dawud] Backbiting. Sometimes while being humourous, we don’t realize that we are backbiting. A joke is considered backbiting when we joke about a person in his absence, such a joke that if he finds out about it, he won’t like it.
The politician gets a Heineken, the drug dealer orders a Budweiser, the beekeeper gets a mead, the priest buy... read more. A big list of mohammad jokes, submitted and ranked by users.
