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39 quotes from George Burns: 'Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.', 'Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.', and 'If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.
Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes.
9 mar 1996 · Quotations by George Burns, American Comedian, Born January 20, 1896. Share with your friends. "Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
George Burns I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. George Burns Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.” ― George Burns tags: family , happiness , humor
4 wrz 2024 · Happiness is having a loving, close knit family in another city. As quoted in The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners (2004) by Geoff Tibballs, p. 251
