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Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the Van Wilder movie on Quotes.net.
Quotes. Van Wilder: Freshman Year. Lt. Dirk Arnold: Well, look what we have here! Lt. Dirk Arnold: I haven't seen this many turds since I won that campus hot dog eating contest. [ Dirk and Benedict laugh] Corporal Benedict: Yeah, I haven't seen this many pansies since I was picking flowers yesterday.
National Lampoon's Van Wilder: Freshman Year is a 2009 American sex comedy film and the third installment in the Van Wilder American comedy series. Serving as a prequel to the original Van Wilder film, it was directed by Harvey Glazer and released direct-to-DVD.
Voila! Finally, the National Lampoon's Van Wilder script is here for all you quotes spouting fans of the movie starring Ryan Reynolds, Tara Reid, Kal Penn, etc. This script is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or viewings of Van Wilder.
A great memorable quote from the Van Wilder movie on Quotes.net - Van Wilder: But you know what I've learned in my seven years here at Coolidge... Timmy? I've learned that you can't treat every situation as a life-and-death matter because you'll die a lot of times. Write that down. Suicidal Freshman: I don't have a pen.
13 wrz 2024 · National Lampoon's Van Wilder is a 2002 comedy film about a college student in his seventh year without graduating. Directed by Walt Becker. Written by Brent Goldberg and David Wagner.
Great memorable quotes and script exchanges from the National Lampoon's Van Wilder movie on Quotes.net.
