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Funny Men And Women Quotes. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Mark Twain. Men, Thinking, Average. 296 Copy quote. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. Jim Carrey. Funny, Laughter, Women.
List of Jokes About Wisdom. 1. Why did the wise owl always win at poker? Because it never bet on a “wise-guy”! 2. What did the wise man say when he found a penny? “A penny saved is a penny earned!” 3. How do you make a wise decision? Take out the “D” and “C” from decision! 4. What do you call a wise insect? A smarty-ant! 5.
The three wise men walk into a barn... ...and see Joseph, Mary, and baby Jesus. Joseph asks why they are disturbing them as his wife had just given birth and needed rest. The first wise man said "I have brought gold for the child." Joseph thanked him but ask that they leave.
"Hello Wise Men, Thanks for the Frankincense, first wise man, I will make great use of it, perhaps not now, but far later in life. As for you, second wise man, I am very pleased with the Myrrh, it smells lovely and I have been scenting my house with it. However, third wise man, I am travel weary ... read more
These are 125 wise man jokes and hilarious wise man puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about wise man that are good jokes for kids and friends.
Wise Man Jokes. Here is a list of funny wise man jokes and even better wise man puns that will make you laugh with friends. Mistaken Identity A Japanese man in a monastery atop a sacred mountain asks the wise man: - "Master Ayumu, why do all Westerners think that Japanese people look alike?" - "I am not Master Ayumu."
A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love. They walk up to God and ask to be married. God says give me some time and I'll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married. A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love.
