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7 cze 2023 · Not just the best insults in history, but cleverly crafted comments that have stood the test of time, a testament to this fabulous art — because roasting isn't just for Thanksgiving turkeys. Oh, and while you're enjoying this journey of historical snark and sass, remember: every roast tells a story.
Below is a gallery of responses, retorts, and comebacks that are so witty that they’ve outlived the person who delivered them – enjoy this collection of history’s best insults: Mark Twain: "The trouble ain't there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right."
Of their famous squabbles, the most memorable is when Astor commented, “If you were my husband, I’d poison your tea.” Churchill’s riposte? “Madame, if you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
23 mar 2023 · 1. Bedswerver. An adulterer. This appears to be another of Shakespeare’s inventions that became popular in Victorian slang. 2. Bobolyne. An old Tudor English word for a fool that was coined by...
8 lis 2016 · 1. You’re my favorite person besides every other person I’ve ever met. 2. No offense, but you make me want to staple my cunt shut. 3. Did your parents have any children that lived? 4. I envy people who have never met you. 5. Maybe if you eat all that makeup you will be beautiful on the inside. 6.
4 wrz 2022 · These old-fashioned put-downs have a flair that modern insults lack — they’re clever, nuanced, descriptive, and quite amusing (at least to the issuer and those who overhear, if not to the receiver!).
Top 55 Shakespeare Insults: 1. “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.”. All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene 6) 2. “Away, you starvelling, you elf-skin, you dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, you stock-fish!”.
