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22 mar 2017 · Texas. by Turner Wright Mar 22, 2017. 1. Texans don’t say “Pepsi”, “Sprite”, “soda”, or “pop”… it’s all “Coke” to us. 2. Texans don’t always say “f#$& you” to your face… they say “bless your heart.” 3. Texans definitely don’t say “would you fine people like to join me?”… they say “ya’ll come here now.” 4.
Common as cornbread, old as dirt, funny as all get-out—homespun expressions link modern Texans to our rural and agricultural past, conveying the resolute spirit and plainspoken humor of our...
Everybody is aware of the Texas pride. Southern charm and wittiness makes for an amazing read, but sometimes the phrases and sayings can literally go above your head. The weather is never described as hot or cold; something like hot enough to fry eggs on the sidewalk will be used.
6 paź 2023 · Fun Texas Quotes. Here are some fun quotes about Texas, y’all! “Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called ‘walking’.” – George W. Bush “There’s a vastness here and I believe that the people who are born here breathe that vastness into their soul.
28 lis 2023 · Y'all ready for some Texas-sized laughs? Join us for the best Texas jokes that capture the grand spirit from the Panhandle to the Gulf Coast.
13 lip 2023 · These hilarious Texas sayings are a fun and playful way to show off your love for the Lone Star State. They’ll give your Instagram captions a real kick, like a Texas mule! “Texas: where we love our boots dirty and our whiskey neat.”
Get ready to laugh out loud with these 75 Texas-themed jokes! From classic cowboy humor to city-specific quips, this article is sure to tickle your funny bone.
