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These funny poems about being pregnant remind us to embrace the lighter side of this remarkable experience. So, whether you're dealing with a growing baby bump, wild cravings, or sleepless nights, take a moment to appreciate the humor and joy that come along.
29 gru 2023 · From funny and dirty, to rude and witty, here 28 jokes about pregnancy we think you’ll love. Enjoy! What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a supermodel?
1 sie 2017 · 1. What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a supermodel? Nothing—if the pregnant woman’s partner knows what’s good for them. 2. How do you win an argument? Be pregnant. That’s it! You’re done. 3. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen knocked up? He forgot to wrap his whopper! 4. I’m 20 weeks pregnant. When will my baby move?
9 kwi 2021 · 101 Funny Pregnancy Quotes. “Woohoo, it’s my birthday. Oh wait I’m pregnant”. “I love insomnia! And having to pee five times every night! And this dried out hair and blotchy skin!…. Said no pregnant woman ever”. “If heartburn during pregnancy really meant that you will have a hairy baby, all my kids would have looked like ...
Whether you’re dealing with unexpected baby bump mishaps or struggling through sleepless nights, these jokes are guaranteed to have you rolling in laughter. So sit back, relax (if only for a moment!), and get ready for some much-needed comic relief during one of life’s most unforgettable experiences.
Poets have often turned to childhood as a theme for their poetry, but what about pregnancy? In this post, we collect together some of the best poems about expecting a child, being pregnant, and giving birth, as well as the experiences of bringing a new life into the world. 1. William Blake, ‘ Infant Joy ’. I have no name. I am but two days old.—
18 gru 2023 · In this post, we’ve compiled a selection of poems that beautifully encapsulate the excitement, wonder, and profound love of expecting a child. Whether you’re sharing with family, friends, or your social media circles, these poems offer a charming and memorable way to say, “We’re expecting!”
