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Insults that you can use on tall people upon meeting them for the first time, provided the tall person has a sense of humor. Remember the aim of the game isn’t to get hammered over the head to the point where you come away from the encounter even shorter.
Top 10 Ways to Annoy a Tall Person. No offense tall people. Everyone feel free to type your height. The Top Ten. 1 Call them giraffe. I nickname my high school bully Giraffe Girl in my head (I don't actually say it out loud) because she bullied me for being short, but then the teachers punished her. Haha. I call a dude that at school. He's 6'4".
Met a guy today who is 6'11, wearing a shirt that says in big bold letters "I'm 6'11, yes that's tall, no I don't play basketball, stop asking". People STILL ask him. upvotes · comments
Insult people based on their actions not their shapes. Because someone you didn't intend to hurt who shares their shape could get hit in the crossfire.
I usually refer to my tall friends as “beanpole” often after telling them to shut up. “Any taller and you’ll get a nosebleed/altitude sickness” “Just remember, I’m the right height to uppercut you in the groin.” “If the sky starts falling, you’ll be hit first”
2 wrz 2024 · Short people, or the vertically challenged as they’re often euphemistically called, are stereotypically said to be quick-tempered. That’s especially when reacting to mean remarks that poke fun at their height (or the lack of it as the case may be).
5 cze 2014 · 1. You're tall. 2. How tall are you? 3. Do you play basketball? 4. How about volleyball? 5. At least tell me you row. 6. You should really play basketball. 7. Seriously. You're soooo tall. 8. Is...