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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean. I'm the type of person to laugh at mistakes, so sorry if I laugh at your face. Use these good roasts with friends. Whether you need a quick comeback, a funny insult, or something downright savage, we've got you covered!
1. You’re my favorite person besides every other person I’ve ever met. 2. No offense, but you make me want to staple my cunt shut. 3. Did your parents have any children that lived? 4. I envy people who have never met you. 5. Maybe if you eat all that makeup you will be beautiful on the inside. 6.
Sure, social media has had some epic clap-backs in its time—but when it comes to insults, take it from us. They don’t make them like they used to. From Prime Minister Winston Churchill’s world-class put-downs to King Henry VIII’s infamous antics, here are the 50 biggest burns in history.
This collection of history's best insults is so witty and cutting that they've outlived all the people who delivered them.
Just ask Cicero, whose sharp tongue led to some of the Roman Empire's best roasts, or Winston Churchill, whose "poisoned coffee" joke became iconic. They really had a knack for throwing shade, and their words still echo through history books and social media memes as examples of famous roasts.
Unfortunately, the best insults seem to come to us while we’re showering or right before going to bed. But what if we could have said the thing that was on the tip of our tongue, that would have saved our reputation at that moment?
73 Of The Most Brutal Comebacks Ever You’ll Be Glad Weren’t Said To You. There's nothing worse than being on the receiving end of an insult and not being able to think of a good comeback (although you'll eventually come up with the best response ever...about three days later).
