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16 kwi 2008 · Q: How can you tell when a singer is at your door? A: They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in. Q: How do you get two bass players to play in unison? A: Hand them charts a half-step apart. Q: What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians? A: A vocalist. Q: How do you get a guitarist to play softer?
A double bass player gets a call for a gig. Says he has to meet everyone else at the docks at 9pm. He's there waiting when he gets bashed on the head and knocked unconscious. He wakes up ducked taped to his bass, floating in the harbour. After his first panic fades he looks around and notice... read more
12 lip 2024 · Are you a bass player and ready to have a laugh at yourself? Or just what to spread some humour and laughter to others? Here are some funny bassist and bass player jokes that will fill you with rhythm and laughter!
6 mar 2024 · In this article, we will explore some of the best bass player jokes and why they continue to be a source of laughter and camaraderie among musicians. So sit back, relax, and get ready to chuckle at some classic bass player humor!
27 kwi 2009 · Bandleader, to auditioning bass player: Tell me about your best gig. Bass player: They clapped so hard, they almost broke their handcuffs. What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a bassist?
3 lis 2006 · Bass jokes, musician jokes, gigs gone wrong... About us. Founded in 1998, TalkBass.com has always been the largest and most comprehensive community and classifieds for bass players of all genres.
20 mar 2023 · Enough with silly puns, and let's go back to musician humor, which, let's agree, is simply unmatched! Whether you are looking for clean musician jokes to crack with your bandmates or need jokes to tell between songs, whatever the case might be, we've got you covered.
