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17 lut 2024 · “Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” Jim Carrey In the above quote, comedian Jim Carrey puts a humorous spin on the familiar saying that behind every great man is a great woman.
“I forget who it was that recommended men for their soul's good to do each day two things they disliked: it was a wise man, and it is a precept that I have followed scrupulously; for every day I have got up and I have gone to bed.” ― W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon and Sixpence
25 paź 2011 · For this post, I’ve decided to share several stories with you. These are stories that will make us think and/or make us smile. Some of them made me laugh out loud… but then again, it depends on how much it takes to tickle your funny bone. Like Mark Twain, most of us love a good story; long or short.
Three men die and are at the pearly gates ... St Peter explains to them that, while in the old days God demanded that only Christians who closely studied the Bible could get into Heaven, times have changed and requirements have been relaxed. These days, you only need to know the basics.
As the priest is running, he makes an impassioned plea to God: Oh please God, in your infinite wisdom and mercy, turn this bear into a good Christian! Before he can get another word out, he trips over a log and goes sprawling.
A man and a woman meet in heaven and fall in love. They walk up to God and ask to be married. God says give me some time and I'll get back to you. Three or four years pass and God finally tells the man and woman that he can have them married. A few more years pass and the man and woman fall out of love.
List of Jokes About Wisdom. 1. Why did the wise owl always win at poker? Because it never bet on a “wise-guy”! 2. What did the wise man say when he found a penny? “A penny saved is a penny earned!” 3. How do you make a wise decision? Take out the “D” and “C” from decision! 4. What do you call a wise insect? A smarty-ant! 5.
