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As they are waiting in the office, the IRS agent looks over his paperwork and says: "The reason for your audit is that you have a relatively lavish lifestyle, but not much income to justify it, can you tell me what you do for living?" Gambler says "I am a professional gambler." "A gambler?"
The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands. "Are you okay?"
The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye." Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet. Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness.
Oh we got Ben so bad with this. "Wow," we said. "This seems so different from the online description. . . " "Yikes," he said. "It really does." I love this quote: "My favorite part of camp was when we got to clean up the mess that the kids in the other camp made while cooking smores." Brilliant. Or this letter, adapted from FamilyFun: Bwa ha ha ha.
A businessman is called up for an IRS audit. He’s really flustered and goes to his accountant for advice. “Make sure you dress up like a guy who is on the edge of losing money. It will convince the IRS that you are not hiding anything.” Not satisfied, he goes to his lawyer. He is told... read more
IRS jokes often poke fun at the complexities of tax regulations, the anxiety of audits, or the downright dread of tax season. Creating a great IRS joke requires a touch of wit, a dash of sarcasm, and an understanding of the universal emotion that comes with dealing with taxes – frustration.
An IRS audit is a review/examination of an organization's or individual's books, accounts and financial records to ensure information reported on their tax return is reported correctly according to the tax laws and to verify the reported amount of tax is correct. Why am I being selected for an audit? How am I notified?
