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Met a guy today who is 6'11, wearing a shirt that says in big bold letters "I'm 6'11, yes that's tall, no I don't play basketball, stop asking". People STILL ask him. upvotes · comments
- What are some good insults for tall people? : r/AskReddit
Insult people based on their actions not their shapes....
- What are some good insults for tall people? : r/AskReddit
Insult people based on their actions not their shapes. Because someone you didn't intend to hurt who shares their shape could get hit in the crossfire.
I usually refer to my tall friends as “beanpole” often after telling them to shut up. “Any taller and you’ll get a nosebleed/altitude sickness” “Just remember, I’m the right height to uppercut you in the groin.” “If the sky starts falling, you’ll be hit first” They’re the ones I can think of at the moment.
Insults Aimed At Tall People. Insults that you can use on tall people upon meeting them for the first time, provided the tall person has a sense of humor. Remember the aim of the game isn’t to get hammered over the head to the point where you come away from the encounter even shorter.
23 wrz 2019 · Being a 6-foot tall guy myself, I often find that I’m rarely (if ever) the tallest or shortest around. I’m pretty much average. And, unfortunately, nobody asks me if I’m a professional basketball player or Samwise Gamgee, so sometimes I’m a bit jealous of the attention others get.
Everyone feel free to type your height. The Top Ten. 1 Call them giraffe. I nickname my high school bully Giraffe Girl in my head (I don't actually say it out loud) because she bullied me for being short, but then the teachers punished her. Haha. I call a dude that at school. He's 6'4". 2 Ask "how is the weather up there?" 3 Call them tree top.
2 wrz 2024 · In this collection, we present the 80 funniest jokes for the vertically impaired. 80 Short People Jokes. 1. “Keep looking up” – Motivational advice for most people. Necessary advice for short people. 2. A midget heads to a job interview. He humbly describes all of the advantages of his height pertaining to the job.
