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5 gru 2023 · Another funny way to call out a tall person is with this iconic insult, “You’ll always be depressed because you have no one to look up to.” This is a classic roast line that makes fun of them for being too tall. It’ll work adequately for someone taller than everyone around them.
Met a guy today who is 6'11, wearing a shirt that says in big bold letters "I'm 6'11, yes that's tall, no I don't play basketball, stop asking". People STILL ask him. upvotes · comments
20 mar 2024 · Being tall is awesome, but sometimes people can’t resist a “how’s the weather up there?” If you’re looking for some witty responses to shut down those comments (or playfully fire back), you’ve come to the right place.
1 mar 2024 · From “skyscraper” to “giraffe,” our team has rounded up the most creative and fun slang for tall people. Get ready to chuckle and nod in agreement as we break down the lingo used to describe those who reach new heights!
Insults that you can use on tall people upon meeting them for the first time, provided the tall person has a sense of humor. Remember the aim of the game isn’t to get hammered over the head to the point where you come away from the encounter even shorter. A tall person asks you what you do for a living and you tell them.
I usually refer to my tall friends as “beanpole” often after telling them to shut up. “Any taller and you’ll get a nosebleed/altitude sickness” “Just remember, I’m the right height to uppercut you in the groin.” “If the sky starts falling, you’ll be hit first”
30 sie 2023 · A savage comeback to someone who makes fun of your height is saying "I may be short, but I’m still taller than your ego". It is one of the best ways of calling out them for making fun of your height.
